Dunce Dice is a celebration of glorious failure. We create merchandise inspired by the Natural 1s, terrible decisions, and unforgettable moments that turn every campaign into a legendary story. Anyone can brag about a critical hit. We celebrate the critical misses.

Not yet. Ironically, the company called Dunce Dice doesn't sell dice... yet. We're currently outfitting adventurers with mugs, apparel, candles, drinkware, and other loot worthy of any campaign.

Not at all! If you've ever gathered around a table, rolled funny-shaped math rocks, and watched a perfectly good plan fall apart in spectacular fashion, you'll fit right in.

Every item is crafted to order. Forging Time: 2–5 business days. Once your loot leaves the workshop, you'll receive a tracking raven so you can follow its journey .

Our sizes run standard. If you're standing between two sizes, we'd recommend choosing the larger one. Please use the below table to find your size.

Size Guide (Metric):

XS — Length: 68.6 | Width: 42 | Chest: 78.7–86.4

S — Length: 71.1 | Width: 45.7 | Chest: 86.4–94

M — Length: 73.7 | Width: 50.8 | Chest: 96.5–104.1

L — Length: 76.2 | Width: 55.9 | Chest: 106.7–114.3

XL — Length: 78.7 | Width: 61 | Chest: 116.8–124.5

2XL — Length: 81.3 | Width: 66 | Chest: 127–134.6

Every item is crafted specifically for your order, so we can't accept returns because you changed your mind, ordered the wrong size, or your bard convinced you a medium would fit.

However, if your treasure arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, let us know within 30 days of receiving it. We'll work with our master craftsmen to make things right.

When contacting us, please include:

• Your order number
• A description of what went wrong
• Photos of the damaged or incorrect item

That helps us resolve your quest as quickly as possible.

We hold all orders for 24 hours after purchase as a cancellation period, and if your order hasn't entered the workshop yet, we'll do everything we can.

Once the craftsmen begin forging your gear, however, the quest has already begun and changes may no longer be possible.

Our adventuring party hasn't unlocked fast travel just yet.

For now, we only ship within the United States. As the Guild grows, we hope to expand into new lands and welcome adventurers from around the world.

Need assistance? Send a raven... or, you know, an email to us in the form below.

Since we're a small guild, we don't currently offer phone support, but we personally read and respond to every email as quickly as possible.

We'll get back to you faster than your party can debate whether opening the suspiciously ornate door is a good idea.

Of course.

Many of our products unlock quantity discounts, we occasionally run seasonal events, and members of the Dunce Dice Guild often carry discount codes to share with fellow adventurers.

Our blacksmiths, tailors, brewers, and scribes don't all work in the same village. Different treasures may ship from different workshops, meaning your order may arrive in separate deliveries.

No Mimics involved. Probably.

The Dunce Dice Guild is our affiliate program.

Guild members earn commission by recruiting new adventurers to the realm while climbing the Guild Ranks and unlocking exclusive rewards along the way.

Because perfection is boring.

Nobody remembers the twentieth time the fighter hit the goblin.

Everyone remembers the barbarian who tried to kick open the tavern door, rolled a Natural 1, and somehow caught the building on fire.

Those are the stories worth celebrating.

Every legend starts with a bad roll.